drunk shit
a drunk sh-t is the first sh-t you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal
lani: man, i had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and c-kes and a couple of jagerbombs last night… i think i need to take my drunk sh-t now.
the sh-t you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
“dude, why are you walking funny?”
“i just took a drunk sh-t… can i use your shower?”
Read Also:
- Dr William Mack
basically the guy is a young s-xy beast who makes all the rich south tampa women hotter than they already are. i heard he has like a million kids, lucky wife. morman? catholic? you decide. he’s a pretty talented surgeon for a guy who’s like 20 years old. he also has a smokin hot staff. […]
- dry mouth desert
anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes. friend 1: if i see one more, like my status if… friend 2: facebook is a dry mouth desert now. get twitter. friend 1: what about instagram? friend 2: even worse. that’s a ratchet dry mouth desert.
- Ernglersh
the pr-nunciation of the english language in such a manner as every possible syllable is spoken as the “u” sound as in the word “burn.” “erm sperkin’ ern ernglersh.” meaning: “i’m speaking in english.”
- Ernex
a beepy noise from the terminal of which you process payment transactions. it is a useless t-t of a report with no known meaning to be identified, not even the people who print it know what it’s for… “did you print the ernex report yet?” “ummmm…….errr-nexx?”
- Fix-Fic
a new term describing a fanfic that has been written to alter or ‘fix’ the original works. usually it concerns things in a certain book/film/series etc that didn’t work or the author didnt want to happen. alot of torchwood enthusiasts have recently been doing this with the 3rd series – children of earth. to avoid/change […]