drunk to puddles
when one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.
characterized by the following:
– an internal state of gushiness
– being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
– having literally p-ssed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.
yo, did you see alan last night? he was wicked drunk!
yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. i heard he hit on like six girls and then p-ssed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex’s apartment.
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