Drunkard’s Dozen
one less beer than a proper dozen. this allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. this will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
“that cheap d-ck, roger, showed up with a drunkard’s dozen. 11 beers: some f-cking birthday present.”
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