drunken fu
1: the ability to fight while drunk.
2: when you ithink/i have the above skill. normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your -ss kicked. much more common than #1.
1:
hey, what happened to marty last night?
he started a fight and got drunken-fu’d.
2:
hey, what happened to jason last night?
he started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. alas, he did not, and he’s in county right now.
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