drunken noodle
when you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for s-x but your p-n-s behaves like a drunken noodle
billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
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