Drunken one night stand


a method of having s-x usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. they go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can’t think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. it is a loser act, but it does work.
jacob: oh my gosh i heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
michael: guess what… i lost my virginity.
jacob: omigod no way, you actually got a girl to like you?!
michael: no, i just did the drunken one night stand.
jacob: oh, so it’s not that surprising now.

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