Drunken Phone Call
the phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a d-ck towards him/her. usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards “i’m not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking”. drunken phone calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.
-him: hey i know i have been a d-ck the last few days, sorry about that. i don’t know what i want sometimes. this is the nicest i can be, during a drunken phone call.
-her: it’s okay. i still love you. just do me a favor and don’t sleep on the street tonight, will you?
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