drunken shit show
an individual who is so intoxicated they have zero control over themselves. as a result they lose track of time, place, and setting and either hook up with the first thing they see or coil into the fetal position until the worst is over.
“yo brah look at that bittie”
“oh sh-t son, she is a drunken sh-t show”
“word”
lindsey usually on weekends but at times weekday nights, especially halloween.
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