drunken soliloquy
the product of too many beers, too much gin, or too much whiskey and therefore an unguarded tongue when one imparts wisdom that is (for the most part – usually) beyond the abilities of the speaker. it may be personal insights shared on a blog late at night after a bottle of jameson, or a bar room proverb, or a late night impartation of wisdom to ones friends about life, or romance. it might even be a rare moment of vulnerability to a wall that one has just p-ssed on in which the speaker shares with that p-ss stained wall a nugget of insight about life.
“dude, this may be the booze talking, but that b-tch is wrong for you.” “what ever dude you are just drunk enough to think that your drunken soliloquy makes sense.”
or:
i could have done something with my life, but instead i chose to p-ss it away and opportunity has long since ceased to knock at my door.
or:
poor yorik, i barely knew ye blah blah what dreams may come blah blah blah p-ss the bong.
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