Drunken turtle
a s-xual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you -n-lly please her.
warning: if this technique is used for oral s-x, it can quickly turn into the dangerous “snapping turtle”; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.
my gf was so belligerent last night that i had to give her a drunken turtle.
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