Drunkeoke
v. the art of inflicting severe pain to the ears of innocent bystanders (your friends) while you demonstrate your extreme vocal abilities while totally sh-t-faced at the highest volume humanly possible. usually tends to take place in public places after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and generally const-tutes one singing “i love rock n roll”
paulette: if amanda doesn’t get her drunk -ss off the d-mn stage she’s gonna fall off.
jennifer: p-ss yeah, what the h-ll does she think this is? drunkeoke?
angela: she’s killing my ears, this has to stop. she doesn’t even know the words!
various crowd members: hey you dumb drunk b-tch! sit down you sound like sh-t!
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- drunkish
the point right before being drunk. nice and tipsy but not blacking out yet. you were trash last night! no i was just drunkish somewhere between drunk and sober. dude 1: man, i had a whole 6 pack last night. dude 2: were you wasted? dude 1: no, but i was drunkish.
- dtfu
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- Duce it!
to take a bowel movement, esp. a large or exceedingly smelly one. oh, i’m ’bout to duce it! ya’ll best keep out the bathroom. to pound fists with crossed hands. duce it! you better duce it!
- Dudar
the sh-t-stain that occurs when someone’s -n-s is so loose that the sh-t runs out onto that person’s underwear. “i don’t think the dudar’s going to wash out of these tightie-whiteys, honey. maybe you should give it to me for a few weeks until you’ve tightened back up.”