DrunkHowell


to drink multiple beers in one sitting proving that you can drink more than anyone else. usually at the end of the night results in vomiting or making s-xual advances to un-attractive women.

originated in texas in the 90’s and has gained popularity in colleges along with the revival of binge drinking games. often there is a m-ssive hangover the next day along with regrets of s-xual relations.

becoming the drunkhowell enough times will lower sperm count and put one a risk of actions that cant be remembered or dont want to be remembered.
man, that party was blowing up last night! i was having such a good time that i got a little too drunkhowell. i drank 12 natural lights, then some shots and before i know it i took off home and thought i was in my bed, but ended up in my parents! as if that wasnt bad enough, i think caught something too!

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