Drunkingham


a mythical, and magical place where one goes after an entire day (week, month, lifetime) of drinking.
“yeah, ill be in minneapolis this weekend, and you can be sure ill be taking the bullet train to drunkingham.”

or

“when i arrived at the party i was in oakland, but when i left i was in drunkingham.”

though the mayorship of the fine berg is, and has been occupied by a single individual for many years, theres many other positions within the government that need to be filled on a rotating basis.

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