Dry Eruption


a s-xual act involving coating your p-n-s in baking soda, then proceeding to fill your s-xual partner’s v-g-n- with vinegar. you then f-ck them, and cause a reaction to explode out of the v-g-n- like a volcanic eruption. then, you take a vacuum and quickly suck out the leftover liquid. after this, you engage in a tony danza. good luck with your relationship after this

originated by two crazy youngins in kentucky. it is rumored that one had a hand in creating the b-n-r howitzer.
guy 1: “dude i totally gave your sister the old dry eruption last night. she flipped sh-t!”

guy 2: “wtf dude, that’s extremely f-cked up! i have to use that vacuum!”

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