dry gulch

when you stick a finger into someone’s -ss without lube.
frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.
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to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a b-tch.
drygulch;
to attack an opponent unexpectedly while facing them, specifically in the throat using the forearm.
“you gotta keep your gaurd up, there’s no excuse for being drygulch’d!” – robert de niro, the film ‘this boys life’
to attack or -ssault in an ambush
don’t let the local gang drygulch you on your way out.
to knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.
shhhh quiet! if he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.
to drag someone’s face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. cement and stucco work well.
b-tch went to curb stomp my buddy but i dry gulched his -ss.
or
better look out for i dry gulch the h-ll out of you.
to hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.
i dry-gulched valerie.
when you go down on a chick that doesn’t want you to. so it’s all dry.
i totally dry gulched that b-tch last night!