dry humper


a dryhumper most likely named daniel morales, will lock himself in his room, dryhumping the f-ck out of pillows, carpets, towels, dogs, clam chowders and tetes.

be very careful with this kind of people because they will dryhump anything that moves.
girl.. yo man, are you a dryhumper??

guy.. h-ll no! my name is edward not daniel to be one.

girl.. oh yeah sorry
a co-worker or colleague who is always jumping all over a new idea or task, but never gets it done, resulting in extreme work-place frustration in response to lack of follow-through.
i was willing to take on that new project, but the dry humper was practically p-ssing down his leg volunteering to do it first. we all know cory’s all hump and no satisfaction.

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