Dry inches
when a big d-ck meets a not so big v-g-n-. it’s not how much got in but how much was left dry in the wind, never getting wet.
joe: how did it go last night with the sk-nk you met?
jim: well it went ok i guess. i still had about 4 dry inches to go when she said it hurt.
joe: man 4 dry? that sucks dude.
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