Dry Jerking
when a girl wants to act like she’s down, but hasn’t decided she’s going to “give it up”, she will dry jerk (fondle a man’s d-ck, b-lls, or -sshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.
she was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.
#handjob dry-hump tease blue-b-lls
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