Dry Lumps


the quietest person in the office during the workday, but after a couple of drinks at the company picnic she’s ready to lean over a balcony mardi gras-style and take her top off for girls gone wild
dry lumps are shy and 100 percent business until one drop of booze transforms her like a shot of jekyll’s formula.

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