dry nightmare
the after effects of a wet dream, when you wake up and have to peel your underwear off of your package like a band-aid. if you sleep naked, it’s the same thing except your p-n-s is trying to plant itself on your sheets like a seed taking root.
i had the hottest dream last night, but when i woke up it was more of a dry nightmare because i couldn’t get my boxers off my c-ck.
the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets
“d-mn you mom! i’m too old to die of sid’s, i wasn’t suffocating! what a dry nightmare!”
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