Dry Philadelphia


when a woman covers her b-tthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her -ss dry and the man bangs her -n-s from behind while his p-n-s is covered in cheese whiz.
i really wanted a cheesesteak so i just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.

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