dry root


when you simulate the act of s-xual intercourse with another, but while one or more of the partic-p-nts has articles of clothing covering/protecting their privates, thus causing frictional stimulation.
“hey stud, how’d it go with that 17 year old polish catholic girl last night?”

“well, i got her baps out but she wouldn’t take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed t-st-cl-s.”

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