dry rub


masturbating without any kind of lubrication due to time or location constraints.
i only had a few minutes to jerk off before i would get interrupted, so i was forced to dry rub.
when a stripper grabs your p-n-s from the outside of your pants and gropes you up and down.
back in miami there is this awesome strip club that gives dry rubs when you get a lap dance.
(1) what a really gay chili’s waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. it involves vigorous penile m-ssaging and blt sandwiches (it’s a lunch special).

(2) a special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else’s)
dave almost got a dry rub at chili’s yesterday. rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from dave after dinner.

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