dry run
after a long night of partying and you wake up delirious, thinking to yourself, “how much did i drink?”. so you make a dry run through the house counting the empty liquor/beer bottles .
woke up drunk. had no idea what i had drank so i made a dry run through the house, wow i had tequila!
when you m-st-rb-t- without using anything but whats in your head
ex. p-rn, lube, etc…
i had the best dry run last night.
to have diarrhea convulsions but nothing comes out
i went out for idian the other day and now i have the burning hot dry runs
to force your c-ck up an unsuspecting womans b-tt hole without using any lube during s-x
i pulled this bird at the club last night and gave her a dry run at my place
when you are masturbating and then -j-c-l-t- but nothing comes out.
holy sh-t this is bad i had a dry run!
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