dry tanks


to have -j-c-l-t-d so often over a short period (either through masturbation or s-x) that you have little or no s-m-n left in your t-st-cl-s (the ‘tanks’) and thus will hopefully be able to last longer before c-mming again
“despite having dry tanks before taking this girl home, she was so amazing i came really quickly.”

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