Dry Whisking
verb: a type of genital stimulation for s-xual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.
while seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced partic-p-nts. the varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
corrine: wow, sully, i can’t believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!
sully: yeah, i figured we could try some new things! no more lumpy pancakes or cookies and i can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
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