Drycock


the terrible pain in a male’s crotch resulting from dryhumping. can also be used as an insult.
i had a serious case of dryc-ck after susan and i made out last night.

don’t park in my spot you dryc-ck!
the inability to c-m after 2+ hours of s-x, oral s-x or touching.
we messed around for 2 hours last night and he could not c-m. he had a case of dry c-ck.

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