Drydenist


noun \ˈdrī-den-əst\

someone who strongly adheres to the pretentious practices championed by john dryden, circa 1672: not ending sentences, phrases or clauses with a preposition.
student 1: “hey, how did you do on your essay?”

student 2: -sigh- “she gave me a c-. c-! all because i had ‘dangling prepositions!’ h-ll, i’d like to ‘dangle’ her…from that tree out front. g-dd-mn drydenist.

student 1: “ha ha ha. well, what do you expect from a pretentious b-tch like her?”

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