Dryer Baby
the phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. the washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. when placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby
man i am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend’s clothes, and i just hope we don’t have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
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