Drygasm

when a man has an -rg-sm without ejaculating. a portmanteau of dry and -rg-sm.
i thought i had creamed my shorts right in the middle of my speech, but fortunately it was only a drygasm.
a dry -rg-sm.
generally occurs after an excessive amount of wet (conventional, ejaculatory) -rg-sms in too short a period of time. the testes lack the requisite time to “recharge” and thus no -j-c-l-t–n accompanies the climax.
also possible: a discharge void of sperm, comprising only the fluids, released by the prostate, through which sperm are carried. this discharge would be clear in color, much smaller in volume as compared to a regular -j-c-l-t–n, and much less viscous.
i had s-x five times and jerked off two times in one day, and when i jerked off the third time, i had a drygasm.
dryhumping someone until they reach -rg-sm.
guy1: “dude i heard you last night i hope you used protection!!”

guy2: “dude don’t worry she had a drygasm”

guy1: “awesome dude! i wish i was as good as you.”
an -rg-sm by a male using a technique to prevent s-m-n excretion. involve breathing in through the nose rapidly at climax.
nick drygasmed in his sleeping bag to prevent it from getting all gross and wet.
a drygasm is the shiver sensation after one drains his bladder.
omg…i had the biggest drygasm last night after i pee’d on your girlfriends shoulder!
the act of masturbating and feeling the climax even though an -rg-sm wasn’t truly achieved due to there being no s-m-n being released
i had a really nice w-nk, but it was ruined because i had a drygasm (no mess though)
dry-gasm, when you have been caught short after indulging in too much self satisfying of a day, that the final time you journey upon climax, nothing but what feels like a gust of wind blows through your urethra.
‘sorry luv, i’ve been going to town on myself allday so chances are i will drygasm’

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