Dubiosorultimoplaudismus
the foolish, albeit understandable, frustration and angst complex -ssociated with failing to be the last to clap during a group applause, which ineffably results in lying to oneself as well as to others in a pitiful attempt to boost self confidence. to be treated using verbal confidence destruction (commonly known as joy whack-a-mole).
john: i’m telling you, i got the last clap in that contest.
ken: it doesn’t count if you’re the only one who heard it you idiot. you know what, i’ll just refer you to dr. smith, you seem to have contracted dubiosorultimoplaudismus.
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