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1) the capital city of the republic of ireland.
2) one of the counties of ireland.
they are from dublin.
a large preppy upper cl-ss suburb northwest of columbus,ohio. dublin is home to many corporations such as nationwide and wendy’s. it is also known for its milf’s and the hottest girls in central ohio. dublin is a suburban paradise for white collar highly educated professionals with its clean, safe, and community oriented atmosphere. with great schools and plenty to do dublin is a very appealing place to live.
carly: omgz i’m like soo bored want to go to the mall?
ashlee: yeah lets go to tuttle crossing.
carly: nah let’s go to polaris because us being from dublin will be hotter than every girl there!
ashlee: oh yeah thats sooo true!!
the capitol city of ireland.
located on the east coast, dublin was originally a viking, then anglo-saxon port, because places like dun-laoghaire make ideal natural ports. the name comes from the gaelic ‘dubh linn’ meaning black lake.

dublin is home to almost half the 4.8 million people living in ireland.

dublin is traditionally divided into the more affluent south, and less affluent north sides by the liffy river.

notes for visitors:

temple bar, in the middle of dublin city has the best night life.

defontain’s in temple bar( on the right as you exit the allyway through the central bank) has the best pizza you will ever eat.

traditional irish food is just potatoes…don’t bother.

try the pubs, but they’re not all good… choose carefully.

there are no leprechauns in ireland. if you ask about them you’re liable to quickly end a conversation.

the countryside, like with many countries, is nice to look at, but none too interesting.

ireland is expensive, by any countries standards. notably, alcohol, clothes, and taxis are well above average.

good craic is not an illigal substance, it’s slang for fun.
dublin is the capitol of ireland

1. a psuedonym for a chick so hot that she causes you to have an erection; ie, causes your d-ck to be “dublin.”

2. a pick-up line. (see below)

3. opposite of “nubblin,” which is a chick so ugly that she causes shrinkage, or makes your junk turtle.
at the bar: “hey baby, you must be from ireland, ’cause you’re so fine, i’m dublin.”
a city northwest of columbus, the capital of ohio. half of the kids are completely spoiled rich kids who try to act ghetto, make fun of mentally challenged kids, and generally act like dumb sh-ts. these are the people who give our dumb little town a bad name. they mostly live in the north part of dublin, with all the fancy golf courses. the other half is the middle-cl-ss kids that are either decent people, or act like their upper-cl-ss counterparts. they live in the boring south part of dublin. everyone else here is an asian or arabic immigrant, with no clear reason as to why they chose our cr-ppy city over much better places in the u.s. our city is pretty much the home of wendy’s. i bet you didn’t know that, and if you did, congrats, because dublin could care less about that great achievement, and instead they focus on their imaginary irish heritage. our schools are obesely overrated by journalists who only pay attention to the statistics like grades, test scores, etc. if you have any learning disorders at all (adhd, dyslexia, anxiety, etc.) you are treated miserably. the teachers make you look stupid in front of the whole cl-ss by babying you through tests, making your disorder way too obvious, and make you look like you can’t do sh-t. it’s like the aryan race in n-z- germany! the lunches aren’t anything special either. as for the high schools, scioto is ghetto, jerome is full of the rich kids from northern dublin, and coffman is somewhere in the middle.
asian immigrant: so is it true that everyone in dublin is irish?

dublin resident: um, no.

asian immigrant: oh, well at least it’s a really nice city!

dublin resident: -snorts- dude? really? you fell for dublin’s bullsh-t? c’mon, i know you just moved here from china or whatever a few months ago, but i thought you’d see through their cr-p by now!

asian immigrant: oh, i see… it’s just like back home… propaganda everywhere you-

rich douchebag: move outta the f-cking way, f-ggot -ss b-tch! can u even speak english? prob not, cuz u a dumb immigrant from sum gay -ss country in asia. just shut da f-k up, cuz i dont even know who would let u in our kool country. did u sneak past da border or sumthin’, cuz u-

dublin resident: jesus, mike, enough with that stuff. he just moved here-

rich douchebag: shut up! u couldn’t bang a girl 2 save ur life, let alone ur -ss once i kik it to the er!

dublin resident: let’s just leave, huang, this guy is a swag f-g.

dublin teacher: hey, you’re insulting another student! should i give you a detention, boy?

dublin resident: but that kid insulted huang first, and me!

dublin teacher: do not lie to me, boy! automatic detention!

dublin resident: but i-

dublin teacher: save it! i have no time for bullies like you! -hands boy detention slip-

dublin resident: i seriously don’t-

dublin teacher: oh, here’s your record. let’s see…-gasps- you have adhd??!! two detentions for you!

dublin resident:…this city is stupid.
a rich suburb northwest of columbus, ohio. hated on by surrounding ‘burbs because it is obviously the best. known for the affluent neighborhood muirfield because it hosts the annual memorial tournament, a stop on the pga tour. you are probably surrounded by 3 golf courses at any point in the city. dublin is also home to wendy’s, nationwide, and cardinal health. jerome is the best high school, and has won many academic awards as well as state t-tles in lacrosse, golf, hockey and tennis. coffman is full of sl-ts but they’re good at football. no one cares about the druggies at scioto.
“honey, maybe we should move to hilliard” – wife

“do you want our daughter to be a pregnant drug addict by age 15? no we’re moving to dublin.” – husband
the last few pulls on a doob, usually searing hot and fit only for the burnt-to-f-ck lips of dobby.
the word comes from a gradual development of ‘nubbins’ to ‘nublins’ and finally ‘dublins’, so called because of the tutting noise made as the smoker desperately tries to cool their burnt lips. however this usually and inevitably ends in a rancid brown burnt on the tokers lips.
dave: -cough- who’s got dublins on this?
dobby: me! dublins!
(p-sses spliff)
dobby: yes…

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