Dubstep Wanker
often jokingly reffered to as a dubstep-o-s-xual. a young s-xually frustrated man who is actually aroused by the sound of a dubstep b-ss-wobble. they will typically use songs by skrillex or borgore as a subst-tute for p-rn.
a tell-tale sign of a dubstep w-nker is when a song they particularly like comes on the radio and they let out a high-pitched sound of exitement, not unlike a the cliche-fake-female -rg-sm
person 1: -hears “ruffneck” come on the radio- “oh my god… mm i f-cking love this track!”
person 2: -under his breath- “total dubstep w-nker…”
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