Ducati


the act of four or more people sh-tting on one persons chest. a cross between bukkake and a cleveland steamer.
sh-t dog, that girl was real messed up. she loves getting ducatied!
ferrari of motorcycles. the only manufacturer to produce motorcycles with desmodromic valves. they don’t need those flashy j-panese color schemes that change every few months. check out www.ducati.com
ducati b-tchslapps harley anytime!
a beautiful motorcycle.
trinity was riding a ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.
legends on wheels. makers of the finest, fastest and s-xiest two wheeled machines ever!
have a look on www.ducati.com
a two wheeled money pit, s-xy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with l-stful p-ssion, and to empty any wallet. universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can’t afford to own one.
ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them…. not!
a bike of pure engineering design simplicity.
intended for racing & compet-tion not for your everyday road riding puke.
it is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.
it is designed to be riden hard & often not left as a dust collecting latte shelf.
a pig of a bike in unskilled hands, a cl-ss winner for real riders.
desmodronic valve actuation – totally accurate control of valves.
a great motorcycle manufacturer that is disliked by the majority of the biking community, simply because the majority of the people who buy them tend to only see them as status symbols.
“yo bill!, guess what bike tom cruise bought!”

bill “let me guess, a ducati, mv agusta or a harly”

me “how do you know?”

bill “because there the most expensive”
wicked awesome and then some.
that track dj swanse threw down was ducati.

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