Duce n a half


when one duces (takes sh-t) and the t-rd is overly long; qualifies as a “sh-t and a half” = “duce n a half”.
bro 1: dude, you took long enough on the sh-tter!

bro 2: brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my -ss cheek.

bro2: i love those!

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