duck and cover
the way to protect yourself from everything from nuclear attacks to volcano explosions in the mid 20th century.
:oh my g-d the soviets are attacking!!!
:have no fear, just duck and cover.
(boom, boom)
:wow, thanks.
:wanna go to the malt shop?…
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a s-x position that involves a man ducking under a woman’s legs and covering his head by inserting it gently into a woman’s v-g-n- for a period of time
i became dizzy after i performed a duck and cover on my girl last night
an excessively risky s-xual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. in a role reversal of the cl-ssic ‘road head’ the vehicles operator ‘ducks’ into the p-ssengers lap to perform felatio whilst the p-ssenger ‘covers’ (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
john’s taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a ‘duck and cover’ when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
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