duck feet hands


when your so drunk and jerk off, -j-c-l-t-, and as soon as your done you p-ss out from the -rg-sm. when you wake up all the baby yogurt will have hardened and when you try to pull your fingers apart your hand will resemble a ducks foot.
“man you were so drunk last night, you gave yourself a nice duck feet hands”

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