Duck Monkey


a being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.
“duck monkey, why must you kill?”
when your face looks like a duck and monkey f-cked each other and you were the product.
man1: hey look at jaber, he’s laying mack down.

man2: holy sh-t! he’s mackin’ on a duckmonkey.
a n-ble creature often referred to in fictional novels. has 3 feet and 6 b-lls
ted wong was bited by a duck monkey

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