Duck Swaddle
very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.
girl 1:good thing (other friend) was there for me.
girl 2:that duck swaddle is a good friend!
you’re lucky you have a duck swaddle in your life.
this here’s duck swaddle!
<3 duck swaddle omg f-ckin duck swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u ho! "duck swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of cl-ss
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