duck tours
all the f-ckers in beantown drivin around on a mini f-ckin tank, quakin their -sses off at the locals.
hey look a duck tours!
sh-t…where’s my duck hunting gun?
what you do when you’re bored in boston. it’s funny! 😉
he quacked at me. he was on a duck tour.
a diversion that appeals to fat mutant disgusting s-xless claymation land beast dragon b-tches like sandy candy. that sylvester and tweety t-shirt accentuates the hideous lumpy sacks of greasy adipose tissue you call t-ts so well. as soon as that latest h-llspun offspring slides out of your leaky, gaping roast beef curtains, you’ll have time to go back to the vineyard and have your picture taken at dyk- bridge pretending to be mary jo kopechne, only 300 pounds heavier.
the “duck” in “duck tour” comes from the military designation “dukw” that was -ssigned to these amphibious landing vehicles built by gm. sandy candy doesn’t know that because she learns all she needs to know from fox news.
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