Dude Cancer.


a seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. an excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. don’t use it, unless you’re trying to get out of marriage. then be my guest.
“uh… i don’t think he could make the wedding. he died. he had incurable dude cancer.”

“i can’t go to the meeting, i have dude cancer.”

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