Dude Categories


all dudes fit into one or more of these four categories: 1. jerks, 2. wimps, 3. manwh-r-s, and/or 4. secretly girls.
girl #1: “which of the dude categories do you think that guy over there fits into?”
girl #2: “manwh-r-. definitely manwh-r-.”
girl #1: “yeah, that’s what i thought.”

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    the act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before -j-c-l-t–n, turns it right back at the ejaculator man it was going great with this chic until she got scared and pulled a handy mandy! a female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of […]

  • Rageahol

    what homer simpson is addicted to. “it’s true! i’m a rageaholic! i can’t live without rageahol!” the state of constantly being angered to the extremes. (term from the simpsons referring to homer simpson) i must recover from this rageahol before i kick someone’s -ss. an alcoholic shot, consisting of one part vodka and one part […]

  • MILKF

    a lactating milf d-mn, i’m h-rny and thirsty. i sure could go for a milkf right about now.

  • dumbas

    you spelt it wrong dumb-ss!!! it is not “dumbas” it’s ‘dumb-ss’ silly! noun: someone with such extremely low intelligence that they are no longer dumb, they are dumba. the plural dumba dumba. derived from dumb. for directions it’s tom tom, not dumba dumba. a friendly term for dumb–ss pr-nounced dumb+us adrian never understands our comments, […]

  • dagger nub

    a dumb sh-t who fails at life and can only do repitive things relitivly well. comes from the term used to describe players of the multiplayer computer game gunz who use the daggers charge attack to kill other players. what a f-cking dagger nub.


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