Dude…HURTIN’
an ill-stration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual “aww that’s too bad” or “b-mmer eh”. best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.
rich: you up for a fishing trip in the caribbean islands this weekend lips? got a few victoria secret models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
ben: i’m in jail.
rich: dude…hurtin’
ben: yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so i gave the smart -ss a throat punch.
rich: sh-t! how long you in for?
ben: life. the c-nt’s brown bread. it’s not good dude…hurtin’.
rich: dude…………….hurtin’.
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