Dude Peacock
a heteros-xual man who is so extraordinarily secure with his own self-image that he pr-ne to flaunting his deep v neck wardrobe choices at social gatherings. preferably, this man wears a v neck in a shade found on the aquamarine color wheel; to that end, a nice turquoise v never fails to suffice. and, by engaging in said deep v flaunting, this man unwittingly garners much same-s-x attention, i.e. long second looks from other dudes, primarily those of the h-m-s-xual persuasion.
dude, on the real, zach is so serious about those v necks yo! look how he be lovin’ that sh-t so much he’s like the poster child for dude peac-ck. let’s give ken his digits and take that turqoise-v-neck-wearin’ mothaf-cker to school for a lesson.
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