Dude Resume
a resume to keep your dude life in check.
dude! i totally had a foursome with will and two chicks we just met at the bar, i’m totally putting that on my dude resume.
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the dutchman’s curse is any sentence that starts with “it’s just a matter of…”, “it should be working…”, or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work. supervisor – it’s just a matter of copying that line of code […]
- Darab
a naked man who likes to be rude to people, especially while drinking tea made from human milk. dude, stop that. she might feel bad, quit being such a darab. hey -sshole, ya you piece of sh-t darab f-ggot.
- Dark Century
the best persiseant world experience out of all the nwn servers in existence. i tried all those other servers like avlis and mythos, but none were so good as dark century.
- dawdle
(noun) something that doesn’t ever ripen but proceeds to rot. he never gets anything accomplished even though he appears to work a lot. he’s dawdle. the white of an “over-easy” egg that remains uncooked and wiggly is dawdle. a fruit that is purchased in unripe condition and quickly rots instead of ripening is dawdle.
- day crew
having nothing to do with any form of work. the people whose sole responsibility is to make sure the coffee is hot and the internet is working. don’t worry, we’re day crew, the night guys will fix it for us.