Dude With Boobs
a girl who has the personality, mannerisms, and character of a guy, but is a girl. the majority of these girls love sports, videogames, beer, science-related stuff, and will make random, inappropriate comments during conversation, just like one of you guy friends would. most people will call the girls by a nickname/last name, also like guys. they’re basically the coolest people you’ve ever met.
note: this girl does not necessarily have to be ugly/dudish. some girls i know are hot as h-ll, and are still really cool.
chris: dude, how was mrs. clark’s essay test?
tommy: it had to be 500 words, and since i only had one piece of paper i had to write like real small and-
(lauren walks up to them)
-i was like trying to cram it all in, but it was too small, and she got p-ssed at me cuz it wouldn’t fit.
lauren: that’s what she said! see you third period, chris.
chris: later.
tommy: who and what the f-ck was that?
chris: oh, dude, that’s lauren. she’s a dude with b–bs, like, she’s on the softball team and stuff, and she’s better than me in halo. f-cking coolest kid i know.
tommy: she’s f-cking hot, too.
chris: i know, dude… too bad we’re gay.
tommy: yeah. speaking of which, i’ll leave my bedroom window open tonight.
chris: sweet…
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