Duesenberg
poetry on wheels.
some of the finest automobiles ever produced, featuring engines of ungodly proportions, sleek lines, and interiors that would put martha stewart to shame.
in the 1930s, a duplex (2-family compound house) could be purchased for less than a duesenberg.
a long overdue bowel movement, when finally released it is large, well formed, and disp-ched with speed and certainty. often a deusenberg is also a no wiper.
“i was so busy at work today. i finally had to sneak away and find somewhere to park the duesenberg. it was awesome”
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