Duisburg


>city gained publicity by mafia ‘accident’ back in 2007. 6 italians where slaughtered by about 70 bullets
>place of the free for all brawl banditos vs. h-lls angels in 2009.
>since loveparade 2010 also called deathvalley (funfact #23: not a single duisburg citizen died that day)
>local anthem called:’dat is duisburg’, performed by ‘die bandbreite’

this city is mostly worn out. people with obscure ideas everywhere. avoid the main railroad station at the weekends. don’t feed black and long haired, emotional confused people while these fight their stupid “my life sucks more than yours” battle.
best example was stated by ‘galileo’:

-j.f.k. was killed in…
a: dallas
b:duisburg
the big city in the west of the ruhrgebiet (ruhr region).
i’ts got the largest inland harbour in europe.

the world games of 2005 took place in duisburg where more than 3000 athletes competed in 39 non-olympic sports.
duisburg also hosts rowing- and canoeing regattas and the world championships take place here regularly.
“have you been to duisburg yet? i went there during the summer months of 2005 ’cause i was partic-p-ting at the world games.”
“no, but i heard there was one horrible mafia m-ssacre which made clear that the italian mafia is spread all over europe.”

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