Duke Syndrome
a disease contracted from playing duke nukem for an extended period of time.
side effects include:
– constant s-xual innuendos
– thinking you’re tougher than you actually are
– swearing. a lot
– talking in a low, raspy voice
joe: hey man, what’s up?
tim: go f-ck yourself. i’ll rip off your head and sh-t down your neck.
joe: what the f-ck?
matt: don’t mind him, he’s been playing duke nukem forever for 3 days. he’s got a major case of duke syndrome.
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