dukes of hazzard


an amazing television show about two good looking boys who get into trouble with the law, and drive an amazing ’69 dodge charger called the general lee. they always have atleast two amazing cars in each episode.
cooter, daisy, jessie, bo, luke, enos, roscoe, boss hogg, et cetera
the best f-cking tv show of all time. features bo and luke duke, two country boys who drive an orange ’69 dodge charger and fight the system (a crooked cop named rosco and boss hoggs that runs the county.
the dukes of hazzard was the best tv show in the late 70’s and 80’s.
(v) to enter or exit a vehicle through the windows rather than the doors.
there was so much cr-p in my garage, by the time i got my car inside i had to dukes of hazzard my -ss out of it because i couldn’t open the door without hitting something!
1.to run, jump and slide one’s -ss across another person’s face
2.to briskly move your -ss over a girl’s face during a s-xual act
(“going duke’s of hazard on someone”)
the other night i went dukes of hazzard on my girlfriend while she was fast asleep in bed.

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